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May 5th, 2005


08:59 pm - American Idiots
Ever been so completely surprised by the stupidity of another person that you don't know how to respond? Surprised to the extreme that it seems the utter idiocy wafts through the air and infects you? Well I haven't, but it sure seems that a lot of Americans know what I'm talking about.

I work at a local drug store (yes, the legal kind, so I can't hook you up). It never fails to amaze me how stupid people are. For instance, the other day I was running a register in the front of the store. A girl (probably 20ish) walks up to me with two bottles of Walgreens Soda (yes Chris, the bottle actually says "Soda" on it). Anyway, she sets both bottles on my counter and persists to ask me if I have an extra 70 cents so she can get both bottles. I must admit - that took a lot of guts (or a lack of brains, you choose). One bottle of Walgreens Soda costs 79 cents. Had I loaned her the 70 cents she needed to pay for her second drink, I would have been paying for 88.6% of a pop that I wouldn't get a single ounce of. I politely lied that I did not have any spare change, and added her to the list of people I'm bitching about in this article.

If I was daring I would describe the erratic driving styles of today's Americans, but I'd most likely jinx myself (or incriminate my friends), and one of them would hit me on the way home from school today. I wonder what the odds are that I could be hit by an Asian trombone player driving an Accord with a freshly stamped BMW logo scraped into his front bumper... Or maybe by some army dude whose Corolla learned how to ice skate but hasn't quiet figured out how to steer or stop. Sheesh I'm random...

Anyway, I've got to cut this short because people are sheep, and the sheep just got let out of school.... It'd be inhuman not to follow them.

--Mark

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May 3rd, 2005


03:13 pm - Who cares?
As I've walked the halls of Moeller over the past few weeks, I've finally come to terms with the concentration problem that just about every senior has labeled "senioritis."  To the administration and our parents, this simply sounds like an excuse to slack off during our last few months at school, but if you think about it, we really have no reason to maintain a good work ethic.  For twelve years now we've all been told that we need to work hard in school so that we can get into a good college and get a good job, but now that most of our college decisions are complete, seniors in high school are at a sort of 'lame duck' stage in their education careers.

You'd think that our teachers would let us ease up on the work load a bit to sort of celebrate our successes, but with less than three full weeks of school left, I have a 4 page research report due alongside several other papers and class presentations.  Now don't take all this the wrong way - I don't consider myself a slacker (and I don't think my friends would either).  However I think all of this work could have been assigned at a much better time of the year (like back in february when we watched all of the Matrix movies in english class).  Here's how I see it:

As an incoming freshman, most students have a very high level of motivation and a good work ethic because they're afraid of doing poorly.  They'll work very hard throughout their freshman year, and then suddenly realize that things aren't as rough as they thought they were.  A sophomore realizes that he or she can be successful even if they provide less effort than they did during their freshman year.  As a junior, students start getting worried because college seems right around the corner.  Their grades suddenly become very important to them, and they work extremely hard to do well.  And finally, a senior maintains a moderate work effort level during the beginning of the year because colleges are still reviewing his or her academic profile, however as soon as he or she is accepted into a college that they wish to attend, motivation hits the floor because as long as they pass all of their classes, admission is pretty much guaranteed.

In light of all this exciting information, I've designed a chart to help high school administrators and teachers better moderate the difficulty of the work presented to their students over the four years in high school.




With all that said, maybe I should go write the english paper that I should have turned in earlier today.... Pssh!  I've done enough writing for today, it's time for a nap!

--Mark

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